Thursday, March 13, 2014

You Did What? With What? My Guide to Juice Fasting

To the 500+ friends I have on Facebook, this will not come as a surprise: I successfully completed a 10-day juice fast (juice cleanse). What’s even more surprising? I would do it again! Some of you know that I can be a bit long-winded, so I will offer two versions of my story—the short version, and the long version. It’s your choice.

Short:  I began seeing a chiropractor in late January who recommended a 10-day juice fast as a means of quickly eliminating some of the inflammation stored in my body. At first, I laughed and said, “You mean I can only drink fruit and vegetable juices? I will not be able to eat FOOD? Are you kidding? Is this a joke?”  I really liked this guy, and, for reasons I hadn’t quite pinpointed yet, I also trusted his opinion.  After nearly a month of adjustments and acupuncture twice a week, I finally committed to the juice fast.

I did a decent amount of Internet research before I began my fast, and there are some really cool companies that are cropping up that provide the right kinds of products for people who want to juice fast. My chiropractor said that store bought juices, preferably organic and preservative free, were a fine choice for someone in my shoes who did not own a juicer and couldn’t really afford to invest in a good one with my family’s budget.

The weekend before I had decided to begin my fast, I went to Whole Foods (for the first time—don’t hate me/discredit me please!) and bought a shitload of juices. Yes, a shitload is the official terminology on this page—deal with it. Since I was new to this concept, I bought many different kinds—some were refrigerated, some were not. Some were smoothies (non-dairy), some were not. Like I said, this was all new to me, and I had no FRIGGIN’ idea there would be so many FRIGGIN’ options!  It was one part overwhelming, one part relieving, and one part refreshing to see such a busy grocery store with so many options I never knew existed.

I began trying to replace meals, one per day, with juices and smoothies. I found smoothies kept me fuller, but I wasn’t sure that my doctor would approve since they weren’t technically juices. Luckily, he did approve of non-dairy smoothies, so I felt more confident that I could at least attempt this fast. Honestly, I didn’t think I’d be able to make it to day 10. But 3 days was better than 0 days, 5 days better  than 3 days, and so on. Why not give it a try?

I began my juice fast on Tuesday, February 25 and ended it on Thursday, March 6. I chose to begin my fast while my husband was out of town on business on purpose for a number of reasons. (He travels a lot, so this wasn’t a big inconvenience for me.) The biggest test I knew I would face was on Friday, February 28  (Juice Fast Day 4) when we would attend a Trivia Night fundraiser for my daughter’s elementary school. While I did ingest 4 or 5 Jell-O shots (no, these were not officially sanctioned by my chiropractor), I did not eat food. I drank juice the entire night—except for the Jell-O shots. There was table full of goodies—2 White Castle Crave cases, brownies, pretzels, dips, fruit with cream cheese dip, wine cheese, crackers, etc.—and I didn’t eat a single bite. I lost 10 pounds over those ten days, but, again, that wasn't my main focus. I gauged my inflammation levels on how my ankles felt going up and down the stairs. By day 3, I had no pain or stiffness. I drank lots and lots of water in between all the juices too. Sometimes, I would drink a glass of water when I felt hungry and that would solve my issues. If it didn't, then I would have a juice or smoothie. 

Facebook status updates (without comments) from the Juice Fast

Day 1 of my juice fast is in the books. Let's hope day 2 (tomorrow) is as uneventful (in a good way) as today was. By the way, carrot juice isn't horrible. Inflammation be gone!
(Juice Fast Day 2:) I know that it is WAY too early in this juice fast thing I'm doin' to be saying this...but...I am already impressed with myself. "They" say that day 3 and 7 are the hardest. Tomorrow is day 3, any and all positive thoughts, words, and mojo are appreciated.
Juice Fast Day 3: Woke up feeling better than I can ever remember. Worked out like a boss. Got more juices, started to get weak and cranky. Went to Tae Kwon Do. Sat at dinner table with family as they ate and I had a large juice. I survived. Good night.
Juice Fast Day 4: Today kinda sucked. But...I made it. I'm really surprised at myself.
Juice Fast Day 5: High highs, low lows. Surprised that I am still awake...not for long. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming...
Juice Fast Day 6: Shout out to my hubby (John Hare) who hand squeezed Cuties for me today AND bought me an Orange Julius smoothie while out and about. He also let me hibernate in my room because today really sucked as far as fasting goes. I made it through today because of the support of my husband.
Juice Fast Day 7: Despite a restless night of children coughing and husbands snoring, I woke up feeling better than I could have expected. Yes, I'll keep going. Now I need to figure out how to break this fast in a healthy way...(I want/crave eggs bad!!!!)
Juice Fast Day 8: Headaches and lethargy today (after working out). But...the day is over and I did it. My bed is calling. Nighty night.
(Juice Fast Day 9 Unofficial Status Update): If there is one thing I've learned from this juice fast (there are many but THIS is the most important)--all those years of tolerating Jägermeister shots has come in very, very handy when confronted with a vegetable juice that I know I need to consume but don't want to taste. — feeling accomplished.
Juice Fast Day 9: One more day. Just one more day. I wonder if eating actual food will seem tedious...
Juice Fast Day 10: Finished! I am equally shocked and proud of myself for being successful. It was totally worth it! — feeling accomplished.

Juices and smoothies I drank. (Happy face recommendations are similar to stars.)

Odwalla Red Rhapsody  JJJJJ  On the sweet side, so drink infrequently. I often used it as a reward for a good workout.
Odwalla Original Superfood JJJJJ  Good for everyday drinking. I switched it with other similar juices so I didn’t get sick of it.
Odwalla Blueberry B   JJ   I have never been a fan of blueberries, so it is pretty amazing that I even tried this smoothie.  What’s even more amazing? I finished it AND gave it more than one smile face.
Odwalla Berries Gomega  JJ   Just not my thing, but I finished it.
Odwalla Strawberry C-monster  JJJJ  On the sweet side, so don’t drink this after brushing your teeth!
Odwalla Strawberry Banana  JJJJJ  Great staple juice/smoothie.
Naked Green Machine   JJJJJ  Good for everyday drinking. I alternated between this and Odwalla Original Superfood.
Naked Berry Veggie  JJ   Just not my thing. Almost finished it.
Bolthouse Farms Green Goodness    JJJJJ  Good for everyday drinking. I alternated this juice with Odwalla Original Superfood and Naked Green Machine.
Bolthouse Farms 100% Carrot  JJJ It certainly tastes like carrots. Not really my thing, but if you like carrot juice…then you’ll love this.
R.W. Knudsen Simply Nutritious Mega Green J  I hate peaches, and this tasted like peaches. Definitely not my thing. My husband liked it though.
R.W. Knudsen Simply Nutritious Morning Blend JJJJJ Awesome. Replace your current, everyday orange juice with this one (or the Orange Carrot juice below)! Yum!
R.W. Knudsen Apple--Organic JJJJ  Not the best apple juice I’ve ever had, but better than many of the alternatives.
R.W. Knudsen Orange Carrot—Organic  JJJJJ  Awesome. Replace your current, everyday orange juice with this one. I could drink this every day! Even my son loves it!
R.W. Knudsen Cranberry Pomegranate—Organic  JJJJ  A bit tart for my taste, but still really good!

There are more juices, but my strep throat is telling me to stop for now. I will add more when I get a chance. 


Long:  Still under construction. Will post when finished. Thanks for your patience.

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